Can you say HOT! Moses outdid himself here!

Designed by Aaron Farmer, Marc Nordstrom
Sculpted by Moses Jean
www.mochiindesigns.com/

more photos at www.flickr.com/photos/msmonster

For Brian's horror host book coming out soon!
Thanks B-Maze!
www.monkeygoatboy.com/

Happy Halloween my ghosts & goblins!
May your tricks be worthy of screams and your treats filled with gorie delites!

Photo by Drew Reilly
Tweaking by Marc Nordstrom

Help Ms Monster & her Monster Melons saved melons everywhere!
We need: Accessories, Outfits, art, installations
First up: Haute Couture Photo Shoot.
Next up: Bleeding Hearts Valentine's Day
Monster of the Runway fashion show
We've got Ms Monster, melons, horror, booze, monsters and a charity auction!

Help us promote you! Send in submissions and ideas to bleedinghearts@msmonster.com

dress.msmonster.com

Sweet screamin kiddies

Get your Ms Monster trading cards and the whole set at www.horrorhostgraveyard.com NOW!

Another delight from Louis McHenry Howe.
Check out the chaps!

by Louis McHenry Howe - LOVE IT!

Attn Wondercon Attendees! Get your comic drinkie on !
See you Friday at the BrickHouse Cafe (4 blocks from the Moscone)
for Comic Art by the creators of Ms. Monster, Hel on Ice & Space Planetary Base Awesome!

9PM - Happy Hour all night long.

Off to the library event

Thanks charlie!

Friday the 13th! Home sick w no internet ah the horror

The End of B2B
Bay to Breakers may you rest in pieces.
No floats? No public disorder?

ING Bay to Breakers was the one day of the year where the masses came together as one to celebrate. The energy in the air was scintillating, The diversity mind-boggling and the creativity astounding.
Faces beaming with delight, people in full-costumed-character, and everyone around you... a true neighbor as you pushed onward together. From water to band-aids to beer to the very gum in my mouth EVERYTHING was shared on this trek. It was a day the collective became conscious again in LIFE.

I mourned Halloween and now I mourn you B2B.
RIP
Ms Monster

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Come join Ms Monster & the Melons in celebrating Darwin's 200th Birthday
at evolve 2009 Bad Science Film Festival
Feb 21st at 1PM at the Koret Auditorium in the SF Public Library
Where we will screen the legendary classic
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS!

evolve2009.org/events/bad-science-film-festival


Your Hostess for the event: Ms. Monster.
Your Hostess for the event: Ms. Monster.
FROM THE DEPTHS OF HEL COMES THE BLUE-SKINNED, HALF-UNDEAD HORROR HOSTESS OF SHLOCK, MS. MONSTER!
THIS SAUCY MISTRESS OF MIDNITE REVELS IN THE RICOCKULOUSNESS OF HER MONSTER MELON CO-HOSTS, TIT & TAT. TOGETHER THE TRIO BRING GORE, TOONS, AND B MOVIE MAGIC TO DEATH ON THE LATE NITE HORROR VARIETY SHOW "HEL ON ICE".
MS MONSTER MADE HER FIST APPEARANCE IN 2003 IN THE COMIC BOOK COMPILATION ENTITLED "HEL ON ICE". THE ZOMBIE VIXEN CONTINUED ON TO HOST HER OWN CABLE ACCESS TV SHOW AND MAKE APPEARANCES AT CONVENTIONS, MOVIE WEEKENDS, RADIO SHOWS, ON FOX'S "THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT ELVIRA" & AT ANY & ALL BLOOD-RIDDEN, CAMP-FILLED EVENT TO BE DESTROYED.

GET YOUR GORE ON! www.msmonster.com

Norm Goldblatt was a favorite of late great Herb Caen. He has written
jokes for Jay Leno. You can see him in the clubs around the city and
in the South Bay where he’s a regular at Rooster T Feathers, The
Improv and the Punchline. He asks the audience to remember that his
science jokes are for everyone, not just geeks, and if you don’t get
them, you can take them home, work on them, and bring them back in
tomorrow- www.normgoldblatt.com

Michael Meehan is a San Francisco comedian / painter .Michael Meehan
has been seen recently with his two brothers on Last Comic Standing.
as well as the Late Late show with Craig Ferguson. Other credits
include Academy nominated film MILK, as well as numerous other film
roles. He has appeared on a dozen television comedy shows and
continues to perform around the country. Some of his work can be seen
on michaelmeehanart.com , as well as on meehanbrothers.com. Michael is
very excited about the San Francisco Public Library, and likes to read
often.

Actress, comedian and voice actor Gerri Lawlor is the co-creator,
along with Stephen Kearin and Marc Gimbel, of the fictitious Simlish
language used in The Sims.
As creator of Simlish, Lawlor was the voice of random Sims in The
Sims, The Sims Livin’ Large, The Sims: House Party, The Sims Makin’
Magic, The Sims 2 and The Sims Life Stories. In The Sims: Superstar,
she was the voice of the Sim Security. Lawlor was also a voice in
2003’s SimCity 4.
Her film work includes the improvised movies “Sucker Fish” and
“Security”. She was the voice of “The Bully” in the Annie
Award-winning animated short Hubert’s Brain. A gifted singer, Gerri
also performs with the vocal ensemble “Tonal Chaos” and the band “Sexy
Lilliputians” and often performs as the bell playing character “The
Piffy”. Lawlor is a Company Player at BATS Improv.

Nick Leonard performs stand up, improv and sketch comedy in the Bay
Area, around the US and the world including NYU and the Edinburgh
Fringe Festival. He co-founded with Larry Roberts the long running
“Qcomedy Showcase” at the San Francisco LGBT Center. He recently had
comic strips published in The Best Of Boy Trouble” volumes one and
two,and has performed excerpts from his solo show “I’m from Queens” at
the Marsh Theater, The Jon Sims Center For The Arts and the SF Solo
Festival. www.nickcomic.com

This program is held in the Koret Auditorium

Presented in partnership with Friends of the San Francisco Public Library.
San Francisco Public Library
February 21, 2009
1:00 pm

Our legend of horror hosting, may you rest deeply. You will always live on thru me, the melons and the rest of us camp loving fools.. Thanks for the laughs, the memories and the inspiration. Maybe one day we could get to be zombies together? Sweet screamin Bob, with guts of sorrow -Ms Monster

(photo taken back stage at the Castro Theatre's 2005 Shock It To Me! Horror Movie Festival - yes on one of those types with film that you throw out afterwards)

newyears

Linden brewery w artic trance

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